Quite a sight I can wholeheartedly assure you. Did you know the first rage zombie was a woman? Just another example of women being the cause of the end of the world. First Eve and now this. Unforgivable.
On a more serious note though, you want to know the sexiest thing in a woman? The knowledge and healthy fear of zombies. Nothing makes me want to spend the rest of my life with a woman than knowing that she can be an effective asset in surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. A message to all you men out there reading this: if a girl has plans to deal with zombies, you hold onto her, she's a freaking keeper. Remember, World War Z is not a joke. We need to be ready my brothers and my sisters! Humanity will prevail!
Anyway, I fear I have been using this blog too much to talk about zombies. Well, I suppose "too much" isn't the right phrase; you can never been "too" prepared. I'm sure you guys can plan your own survival without me talking about it all the time.
In other news, I've seen two movies recently: Superbad and 1408. 1408 was actually a bit better than I anticipated, had some fun cheesy parts and some fairly surprising pop-out scenes. Superbad was downright fucking hilarious. I can't remember a movie that funny. Aside from the cops in the movie, it was actually really true to typical people you meet every day. I swear I have had some of the same conversations as the people in that movie. Don't you just wish girls wanted to see our erections like we want to see their nipples? That's a world I hope to live in one day.
And one last thing to end our rousing day of blogging. Today I was in In N Out with my buddies and pals. This little crazy girl is running around the almost empty place squealing and shit when suddenly she jumps onto one of the red chairs. I wasn't paying close attention because of my delicious plain double double but I started to hear some commotion from her family. I look over to see a puddle on the chair appear. It would seem that the girl hadn't been properly trained and pissed all over the chair. The family gets all weird and gets up. Her mom comes over with some napkins and soaks up the urine then the family books it without telling anyone. I felt like I should probably tell someone so that they could properly clean it, but before I managed some new teenage girl comes and sit in that exact chair. At least twenty open seats and she manages to choose that one. Needless to say I said nothing. I couldn't bring myself to tell the poor girl she had sat in piss.
And on that note I leave you all. Don't forget to pick a place to meet the other people you care about once the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
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That little girls parents should be ashamed. We watched them just walk out...
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