If "He" did, he wouldn't have let those bastard ants eat all my delicious brownies.
Jesus Crab Battling Christ.
In other news, I recently returned from a camping excursion with my good friends Kevin and Brandon. In case you were wondering, I am the god of fire. I am so great that I worship myself. I held a meeting for all the best gods while I was there but I was the only one allowed to attend. Jehovah wanted to attend I think, but he was a little embarrassed that I has surpassed him in every respect so I just spent the time telling myself stories about my greatness.
I should have set fire to those ants...
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2 comments:
Noooooooooooo.....hoooooopppppppee
But yeah, we were gods of fire. I found out that I'm like an f'ing lumberjack. I can split wood like a champ.
I'm striking against ants.
i like this blog
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