I believe I have reached a point in my life when I can say with utmost confidence and glee that I have seen God, and his name is Snake. Never in my life have I been entranced by such a supreme badass and uncompromising smooth operator. If there is one person in the world I would wish to be my mentor/savior, it would have to be the Solid Snake himself. I'm sure he could turn even frail and dainty Sam into a badass killing machine. Besides the imminent invasion of Zack, Snake is the only reason I want to learn to shoot.
To elaborate on what I have only alluded to thusfar, Snake is without a doubt an undeniable pimp ass whom no one could possibly deny. Straight men wish they were gay around him, and trust me, they quickly have their wish granted. I think they only problem with wanting to be as smooth as Snake is that if I was, I could never get any work done. Ladies (that's right, dem things with vaginas in 'em) would be assaulting me left and right. And I feel I should also mention they would be attacking me from many of the other possible directions available to us living in a 3d space.
On a much more serious note though: aren't overly attractive people downright insulting? There is almost nothing more frustrating than seeing Olivia Munn on G4 tauting and blue balling the collective male gender in one fel swoop. Oh beautiful women, how bountiful and tricky all of you are.
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