1. If you had 50 penises (peni) growing from you body in a ridiculous fashion, would you die of a stroke type ailment upon arousal?
2. What is more terrifying, rage zombies or velociraptors?
3. How horrible would it be to be a recovering physic amnesiac beginning to remember the past while having flashes of the future?
4. Is there an parallel universe where beards make you less manly?
5. How many more nights will I look for spray paint in mailboxes before I start looking for gnomes in cookies jars in my padded cell?
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2 comments:
1. No, you'd pass out.
2. Rage Raptors
3. Pretty fucking horrible, brother.
4. Nope, impossible
5. either 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, or 42 nights
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