Friday, March 28, 2008

Siihick

This week has been the tits.

I started playing drums this week and had more fun messing around on the drums than I did with years of playing bass. I've hit up in n out about three times, rubios and red robin once and Arek's house every day so far. That being mentioned:

Top 3 Names for my Firstborn Son:

1. Arek
2. Ender
3. Seth

Also, I can't wait until I am at some fancy business breakfast meeting when I have a job and after everyone around me orders coffee, and then I go and order a wild cherry pepsi. It's gonna be sick

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Questions that Keep Me up at Night

1. If you had 50 penises (peni) growing from you body in a ridiculous fashion, would you die of a stroke type ailment upon arousal?

2. What is more terrifying, rage zombies or velociraptors?

3. How horrible would it be to be a recovering physic amnesiac beginning to remember the past while having flashes of the future?

4. Is there an parallel universe where beards make you less manly?

5. How many more nights will I look for spray paint in mailboxes before I start looking for gnomes in cookies jars in my padded cell?